Where horn quotes become immortal.
Maria Komorowski:(to a group of children) THERE'S THE DOOR!
Snigdha Got Stuck in the Bathroom:
Snigdha got stuck in the bathroom
Now she must live in the bathroom
Snigdha got stuck in the bathroom
Now she must live in the bathroom
Other verses:
Snigdha had sex with a roomba
Now she must live with a roomba
Snigdha Sharma: Don't slap the virginity!
Adam Davis: That's why it pays to live in Narnia, the townhouses.
Meghan Roblee: Donut man, donut man, why did you have to turn into a rooster?
Jordan Gless: I would lick Andy Iles armpit. OH BUT HE'S SHORTER THAN MEEE!
Katie Shaw: I don't want herpes on my forehead!
Sean Hardy: Caucasians and their music...
Susie Lai: Baffroom, iffaca, frodown, erffquake.
John Flanagan: King Triton has huge nipples. Like Pepperoni.
Jessie Taft: Do these dove chocolates have sappy sayings in the wrappers?
Sam Dean: Yeah, like "Chocolate will never leave you."
Jessie Taft: Bullshit... It'll leave out my butt in 12 hours.
Amanda Steckel: Sorry. (54 times in 3 hours)
Alex Simpson: I'm not drunk, I'm cake.
Jessie to Sam: Learn to English!
The John Flanagan Song
There once was a man named old John Flanagan
He was up to his shenanigans
Tied it down but it flew up again
Poor old Johnny Flanagan shenanigans
Other verses:
Drank it down and threw it up again
Went to lunch and came back late again
Read about Pokemon by the fire again
